Thursday, September 3, 2009

Bless The USA

As promised, Ruth and I went to the Yakov Show as his guests. The
crowd always leaves his shows with two things: a lot of laughs, and a
greater love for this country.


The Moscow Circus performers are stunning. Those guys who can kick
their legs out while in a squatting position are painful to watch. If
I ever tried to do that, a crane would have to pick me up and put me
in the ambulance. If you ever see me about to try that feat, please
call 9-1-1 in advance.


Ruth has a date this morning with 13 men. Twelve Irish Tenors and one
Southeast Missouri Baritone. She doesn't know they have heard I'm
coming and intend to have me sing the national anthem of Ireland.
Just kidding.