reminded even I have standards.
I filled my huge tea glass with Realemon and two huge lemons. I then
somehow went brain dead, and filled the glass with milk. I
immediately poured the milk into the sink, but by then all the lemon
effect went down the drain too.
I then poured a bowl of cereal, and in a stroke of genius, covered it
with, no not tea, but milk. Started to eat. The milk had gone sour.
Grabbed my tea jug to wash it down. It tasted like sour, milky,
lemony tea.
You know you had a tough breakfast when the tastiest part of it was
your seven heart pills.
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