Monday, August 31, 2009

Yakov

Yakov was at church yesterday. He drops in from time to time. I'm
not surprised. We comedians like to hang out together.


He has asked me to come see his Moscow Circus Show. He wrote a love
story built around the circus and wants my opinion of it.


Ruth and I will be his guests Wednesday afternoon. He told me to be
sure to arrive at the ticket window early.


I told him I am always early, I was an eight-month baby. He howled
with laughter. I wasn't surprised. We comedians resonate with one
another.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Dogs Gone

As Ruth and I pulled into the driveway, we saw Jake and Millie in the
back of a pick-up truck. As John drove away, we saw dog tails
wagging, and dog hairs flying. The nest is empty.

Travel

Ruth is driving us out of Kansas City eastward. Last night I attended
a conference in St. Joseph for young Pastors. I feel your cynicism.
Why was I there? They asked me to come as a sign of support and
encouragement. I did both.


We are now journeying toward New Bloomfield MO. It's near Jefferson
City. The Missouri Baptist Convention was founded 175 years ago today
at Providence Baptist Church in New Bloomfield.


The church still exists. Several of us are converging there at 10
a.m. to relive the moment. It's a demisemiseptcentennial celebration.


Ruth was not thrilled about getting up so early. I reminded her this
happens only once every 175 years. She asked, "Couldn't we go next
time?"

Friday, August 28, 2009

Ben Hur at Stained Glass Theater

Enjoyed seeing the Ben Hur production by Second Act at Stained Glass Theater
last night. I am always blessed by the story. Second Act's portrayal of it
touched me deeply. The production will continue tonight, Saturday, and next
Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. If you're looking for a good night out, Ben
Hur is my suggestion.

I notice the Southern Gospel festival is underway at Silver Dollar City.
Yes, Ruth and I will be taking much of it in. I love that toe-tapping
music. I am convinced Southern Gospel will be the music of Heaven. Of
course, I also think fried chicken will be served at the marriage supper of
the Lamb. Just think, in Heaven no cholesterol, no obesity, no calories.
Sounds like gluttony without consequences. That's ridiculous. What's wrong
with me? I must be addicted to food.

I have a full weekend ahead of me. Pray the Lord will give me anointing and
rest. I've learned both are essential.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

College Fervor

Daniel Hood and his leadership team had 510 students at their first
meeting last night. They met at an open air forum on campus. We feel
this bodes well for a wonderful semester of ministry to college
students. Pray.


Let's talk about the psychology of sports. The St. Louis Cardinals
are the hottest team in baseball. They are so far ahead of the
competition that it's almost comical.


Some Cardinal fans don't want the pennant race to be this lopsided.
They want more suspense in their sports.


That's nuts!!! If I want suspense, I'll watch a sci-fi movie. Go
Redbirds!!!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

No Summer 2009

What happened to Summer? It never arrived this year. The coolest
July and August in memory are making us believe 2009 may have five
months of Autumn. We'll see.


I may head to Branson today with grandchildren. I feel the Disney
Store beckoning me.


Sunday was incredible. Crowds were big. Smiles were bigger. My mom
always said people should enjoy going to church. It happened to a lot
of folks at Second this past weekend.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Wonderful Web

Have you checked out our new web site? You need to. It really is pretty
incredible. Thank you, Sam Arthur and Nathan Williams, for making this
happen.

The new church Sunday School year starts tomorrow. We will have huge crowds
in every hour. Pray people will sense something that makes them want to
return. Maybe someday the second Sunday of the new year will be bigger than
the first.

I am between two funerals in a four day period. Death truly is our enemy.
The promise of the resurrection grows sweeter each day.

I will preach three times tomorrow. I can hardly wait. Did I mention I
love to preach? I'll be in John 15 all day. Thanks for the kind and
encouraging words you've been sharing lately. Pray for me.

Humor helps. Bob Hope: I don't feel old, I don't feel anything till noon,
then it's time for a nap. Phyllis Diller: Life begins at fifty, but
everything else starts to wear out. Billy Crystal: By the time we are wise
enough to watch our step, we're too old to go anywhere.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

A Cyber Jump

Our new church web site is up and running. Check it out. It's geared to be
an effective communication tool, helping us here at the church convey much
needed info to you.

Each ministry has its own blog, calendar, photo gallery, and resources page,
all updated regularly. The Media and Downloads page allows visitors to
watch or download videos, and listen to or download audio. A "What we're
doing" video series will feature several Second Baptist projects at home and
abroad.

We at the church office are here to serve you as best we can. Content on
our new site will be added continuously. Bugs will inevitably surface. Let
us know of snafus, and we'll go to work on them. It is an honor to be your
cyberspace Pastor.

Humor helps. Classified ads bloopers. Semi-annual after-Christmas sale (I
had to ponder this a moment). The Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched
in variety, unrivaled inconvenience (oh what a difference a space can make).
We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00
(some families need to cash in on this bargain).

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Branson

Ruth and I took our two youngest grandchildren to Branson today. Fun
isn't a word strong enough to describe the day.


Branson is not appreciated enough by many of us who live near it.
Millions come from all over the nation to enjoy it yearly, but huge
numbers of locals never go there. It reminds me of people who live in
St. Louis but have never visited the arch.


The Bible says a prophet is not without honor except in his hometown.
I guess a tourist attraction is not without honor except in its own
back yard.


The highlight of the day was the Disney store. Ian calls it "Mickey's
Ears." I took pictures of Ian and Lilly Ruth in front of every Disney
character I saw. What a hoot. If you haven't been to Branson lately,
correct the error of your ways and go pronto!!

Monday, August 17, 2009

Radio

I am sitting on the parking lot of KWTO radio station. In 14 minutes
I will be talking on "Mary in the Morning" about Lincoln's spiritual
life.


Mary and her husband Joseph (yes, that's right, Joseph and Mary)
attend Second. She decided a discussion about the spiritual aspects
of our culture would be good on her show.


After the show, I will dash to the church to start staff meetings. My
guess is, today will be Monday all day long.


Nine minutes, and I'm on. Here I go.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Busy Weekend

Life is a blur these days. The pace is relentless. The strain is
real. I relish every second of it.


This is what God called me to do. I want to serve Him in every detail
of my ministry and life. Last night I had a wedding rehearsal and my
grandson's thirteenth birthday party. I was able to share Jesus at
both.


This morning I spoke to parents of sixth graders. At noon I mingled
with Sunday School leaders. This afternoon I am studying sermons.


Tonight I will conduct a wedding and then speak on holiness for our
college leadership. Tomorrow I will preach three times, and eat lunch
with my family, the ones who give me refuge.


Monday morning I will be on the radio with "Mary in the morning" on
KWTO talking about Lincoln's spiritual life. Pray the Lord will give
me rest and extraordinary anointing for all these tasks. I was born
for this. Pray I will not fail in the stewardship He has chosen for me.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Home From the Bay City

I'm home. Arrived late last night. Came in to the office early this
morning. Tony Bennett left his heart in San Francisco. I left a part of
mine there. I have no doubt God is leading our church to begin a
significant work for God in the Foggy City. Speaking of fog, we never did
get to see the Golden Gate Bridge. It was shrouded in fog the whole time we
were out there.

The task before Second is daunting. It's been 35 years since Southern
Baptists had a successful church plant in San Francisco. One-third of a
century is long enough. It's time for the Lord's people to reclaim
territory for our deserving King.

Enjoyed fellowship with about 31 church leaders, including two Missouri
Baptist Pastors. Neil Franks, Pastor at FBC Branson, and his wife Kendra
were on the trip. Micah Fries, Pastor at Frederick Blvd. BC in St. Joseph,
also came. Trust me, plenty of personality was oozing from the Missouri
delegation.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

A Bunch of Preachers

This will be the second of three days I am spending with about 25
church leaders to discuss the possibility of their churches partnering
with us in San Francisco. Preachers are a wild and crazy bunch,
especially when they are away from home.


Ruth's Aunt Eileen, who was a beautician for sixty years, said when
people's hair gets wet, their tongues get loose. My observation is,
when preachers travel, their tongues get loose. They immediately
become world class stand up comics.


I spent the whole day yesterday hooting and howling. Every Baptist
preacher has stories of people they dropped in the baptistry, of gaffs
made at the Lord's Supper, of church members who did or said
ridiculous things.


My favorite moment so far has been a fellow pastor's t-shirt that
says, "People say I have ADD. How would they...Look!! There goes a
chicken."


I am at this very moment laughing out loud. Wait!! There goes a
chicken.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Urgent Care

Saturday was urgent care day for us. In the morning we wheeled Ruth
in due to a knee injury. The pain was too bad for her to put any
weight on her leg at all.

The nurse practitioner manipulated her knee (very painful) until
suddenly she had no pain. Neither of us could believe it. We thought
we were headed to knee surgery for sure.

An xray showed much arthritis. A bone spur had developed. It had
caught a ligament or tendon. The nurse said Ruth would need surgery
someday, but for the present all is well.

Ruth and I were giddily happy. As we left urgent care, people must
have thought we had lost our minds. We were howling with laughter. I
was pushing an empty wheelchair. Ruth was carrying a set of crutches.

Saturday night Caleb went to urgent care with a fishing lure imbedded
in his leg. It was actually quite pretty. John took a picture of it
hanging from Caleb's leg. Not for the faint of heart.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

A New Recipe

Fresh grown tomatoes are in. I eat them like a starving man while
they are in season.


I have discovered a concoction I especially enjoy. I've tried it for
breakfast, dinner, and supper, and found it acceptable in each setting.


Here's the magic recipe. Slice three cold tomatoes. Slice one big
cold kosher dill pickle. Pour cold salsa into a cup. Mix all three
in a bowl. Prepare to be blessed. Don't knock it till you try it.


Two of our girls are gone for the weekend. Amanda is driving to Ohio
for an aunt's funeral. She took Sophie with her. I miss Amanda.
Jake and Millie miss Sophie. . .I think.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

McCord Bend

Last night I went to observe the Vacation Bible School our people are conducting at First Baptist Church in McCord Bend.  The Robert Duffer class has been doing this each August for the last seven years.  I saw a lot of happy workers, and a lot more happy children.  There are not many activities for children in McCord Bend.  I’m grateful for a class that goes the extra mile to care for the least of these.  Jesus is proud.


Have you been to the fair yet?  The Swine sign, the manure pit, and the mules await thee.  If you miss out, don’t blame me.


These are good days for the Marshall family.  We seem to be content and well.  The Lord is good and greatly to be praised.


Humor helps.  I’ve been in cemeteries.  Here are funny epitaphs someone emailed me.  A coff carried him off; a coffin they carried him off in.  On a lawyer’s stone:  “The defense rests.”  On auctioneer’s grave:  “Going. Going. Gone.”  Here lies Lester Moore, four slugs from a forty-four, no Les, no More.  Bill Blake:  Hanged by mistake.  Zeke:  second fastest draw in Cripple Creek.  No, I do not believe all these are real.  But I do find them funny.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Ozark Empire Fair

Ruth and I went to the fair last night with Rebekah and her crew.
Everyone ought to go to the fair. It reminds us what it means to be
an Ozarker.


The big "swine" sign spoke volumes, as did the billboard pointing
toward the manure pit. The big parade featuring tractors is probably
rare in our country, as is the excitement in people's voices when they
talk about gigantic jacks siring mules. No kidding.


I do love the fair. New Yorkers and Californians need to come see how
good life is in the Midwest.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Name on a Stone

While seeking the grave of a former Pastor's wife at Second, I saw the name Rebbeca on a tombstone. Having never seen a double B in the name before, I took a picture of it and emailed it to my daughter Rebekah.

I thought she would be excited to see another rendition of her name. Oops!! I was wrong. She quickly let me know she felt it was creepy to see her name on a tombstone, no matter how it's spelled.

I was taken aback. I never thought of a gravestone as creepy, or of a cemetery as morbid. Ruth and I sometimes do our cruising through a cemetery. I never find them boring.

Believe me. Graveyards are for the living, not the dead. Okay, that may be a bit overstated, but you know what I mean.